Sues: A DocumentaryMary Sues: The Terror of Our Generation
(spotlight falls upon officially dressed Narrator at center stage. Dramatic starting music plays)
Narrator: Our time. Is a time of terror. Our world is one of uncertainty, fear, great deals on car insurance, and horror. Everyday when we wake, we know that the second we step from the safety of our bed and our Invader ZIM footie pajamas, we will be faced by the harsh, vile demon spawn who haunt our daily lives. And by we, I mean teenagers who never took an interest in sports and so spend all day and night on the computer writing fan fictions and watching anime. And by vile demon spawn, I of course mean the prevalent, despicable, dreadful creation that is the infamous (dramatic pause) Mary Sue. (dramatic musical climax, followed by a few seconds of silence)
Audience Member: What's that?
Narrator: Yes, the Mary Sue! The scourge of writers the world over! A Mary Sue, in short, is a character, more than likely female, that is too idealized and poorly d